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Need Place to Die: The Prequel July 2, 2006

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Word from the black is that more than a few people found rather amusing my diatribe of my less than stellar grocery store debacle from a couple posts ago.  I’ve also had a couple of suggestions that elaborating on the Jedi costume incident might be appreciated.  As I’ve never placed too high a premium on my own personal dignity, here goes:

It had been a good day, despite the fact that Halloween had fallen on a work day.  I wore my Jedi costume to work, organized a fairly successful costume contest during the break (complete with refreshments and decorations, and oh yeah–prizes), and had gotten a ton of compliments on my costume and how good it looked.  Needless to say, I was feeling pretty pleased with myself, and I’m sure that’s why Lady Fate decided to intervene.

Something you can always say about fate, destiny, Allah, the Wheel of Time, or whatever your conception of it is: it exists to maintain balance.  You aren’t allowed, usually, to get too down in the dumps–or too high up in the clouds.  Apparently milady thought I was getting too full of myself, and decided to make sure I stayed "properly centered."  Either that or I’m just delusional (which isn’t impossible).

So, I’m feeling so good about Halloween, and my prettypretty awesome costume, that I figure, "Hey, why not go and do my grocery shopping in costume?  Let’s spread the holiday cheer and let people point at me!  Little kids can ask me if they can have my lightsaber!" (for the record, that has happened)

All is going well: I find everything I need, pay for my considerable load of groceries, and–despite my lack of pockets–have no problem positioning my keys, wallet, phone, etc. in places I can reach and use and walk without causing too much discomfort.  I head out of the store into the cold fall darkness–because, being in more or less rural Minnesota, you can count on the falls to be cold and dark–noting offhandedly that I’m glad I don’t have to stand out here for very long, because my costume’s not all that thick.

I begin loading my trunk, and this is where my mistake occurs.  You see, thinking I possessed the presence of mind and common sense to remember what I was doing, I placed my keys just inside the trunk, thinking to myself, "Whatever you do, don’t lock yourself out of your car."  I then went and loaded the groceries in and, exhausted and happy that I’d done so, I tiredly reached for the trunk and slammed the thing shut.

At which point my mind yells, "YOU MORON!" at me.

After several cold minutes of fruitless attempts to get the car open, I went into the grocery store, tail between my legs, and explained my situation to customer service.  Assuring me that I had nothing to be ashamed of, I was told, "People do stuff like this all the time."

I remember thinking, "Really?  People dress up in Jedi costumes complete with a toy lightsaber, load a ton of groceries into their cars and then forget their keys after they told themselves not to?  Wow.  Good to know I’m not the only one."  But I didn’t say that.

Thirty minutes, and thirty dollars, later, someone from a local glass company (or window installation company, I can’t really remember) comes to the parking lot I’m in and springs my door open.  I thank him, start up the car, and drive home, wondering why the hell Lady Fate felt the need to smack me around so thoroughly.

Because again, it’s all about the balance.  You can’t get too far up or down, if things work the way we’ve been told they should.  There will be exceptions, good and bad "phases", and so forth, but by and large, we’re meant to have a balance of good and bad, left and right, up or down…

… and of course, pride and indignity. :)

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What I’ve Been Into Lately April 12, 2006

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So, I’ve obviously been away for a while.  I’ll give an update on some of the more noteworthy events that have been going on in my life.  Don’t get too bored… ;-)

Timothy Zahn
In late February I got to meet Timothy Zahn, author of Heir to the Empire trilogy of Star Wars novels through two events organized by my Star Wars friends.  In the first, we had dinner with him at the Big City Tavern in Roseville.  The next night was a book signing for his latest novel, Outbound Flight (on my reading list), in which we were asked to dress up in costume (for atmosphere :) ), interact with the attendees and hand out prizes for trivia questions they answered.
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I was especially thrilled to meet this man, as it was his Star Wars novels that were largely responsible for making other such novels commercially viable.  Picking them up and reading them in high school was almost like re-living the original movies, which I didn’t think would be possible.

Girlfriend
You could say I’ve already accomplished one of my New Years resolutions, as I started seeing a wonderful young woman in early March.  Sarabeth has come from Texas to stay with our mutual friend Sannie, through whom we met.  We spend a good deal of time together, and we’re both enormous geeks.  It’s wonderful stuff! :)

Costuming
I’ve volunteered to be a guinea pig for Sannie and Sarabeth while they work on a Robin (as in, the Boy Wonder) costume for me.  Both women are creative, artsy types who like the idea of dressing me up, and I’m a fan of the Boy Wonder, so it’s a mutually beneficial arrangement.  I’ll try to put pics up once the costume is more or less completed.

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That’s Mister Bruised Tomato Man, to You! January 23, 2006

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I had an interesting exchange with a friend recently, which proved rather insightful to me.  This friend, who likes occasionally doing the ever-so-slightly bruising undertakings (i.e., climbing, snowboarding… dancing… alright, maybe that’s just bruising for me), told me that you need the occasional bruise "to keep from getting old."  She goes on to say that, as kids, we tend to get banged up all the time and not give it a second thought, and that as we get older, the frequency of bruising tends to go down, and we forget that they’re not that big a deal, and become more afraid of getting them.  This, of course, leads us to stop taking risks and doing new things for fear of, well, "bruising."

It’s a perspective I’d never really considered, mainly because my life isn’t exactly peppered with pursuits that entail bruising (except, of course, by accident).  There have been the occasional times–like when I wrestled one year in high school–but for the most part, I’ve never really seeked out bumps and bruises.  And if you ask any of my friends or family (excepting my two youngest sisters, who say I’m ancient in vain attempts to rile me), the idea of aging and me have just not really coincided much, aside from an occasional high-five.

So, my experience doesn’t really support this theory.  That doesn’t stop me, however, from seeing the merit behind it.  It is Julius Caesar who quotes, in the Shakespeare play of his own name, "Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once."  Not that I plan on pulling out a lightsaber and shouting "None shall pass!" to 1000+ Yuuzhan Vong, but the meaning is fairly obvious: what is life without a little risk, at least once in a while?

There’s a climbing wall at my place of employment, one that I’ve been meaning to climb since I got here.  Trouble is, I’ve never climbed before, not with the harnesses and the climbing walls and all that.  I’ve gotten cold feet every time I’ve thought about it.  Never mind that there are people on staff who watch the climbers, and plenty of equipment; I’ve never given it a go, in over a year’s time.

Maybe I could use a bruise or two from this endeavor.

Hmm.  But do I really have time for another resolution?

I think I may need to work this one into my repertoire.  I mean, the first four resolutions are noble and beneficial and all, but hold very little in the way of physical activity (and no quips about the dating resolution!).  And besides, I’ve wanted to do this for EVER.  And I only have to climb it a little, get the harness and ropes on, and give it a go.

Thoughts?

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Book Review: Star Wars X-Wing – Starfighters of Adumar January 11, 2006

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I’ve heard about how good the series of X-Wing novels are among the Star Wars novels.  Written mostly by Michael Stackpole, they’ve garnered a lot of praise and attention among fans of Expanded Universe material, lagging in popularity only behind Timothy Zahn’s holy trilogy, Heir to the Empire.  I’ve read the first X-Wing novel, long ago, and while it was very entertaining, I don’t think I had the patience to really figure out the starfighter dogfights and how they were written, so I’m sure a lot was lost on me at the time.  I decided not to continue reading the series.

About ten years later, a friend of mine lends me Starfighters of Adumar, and says it’s one of the funniest and most entertaining books in the entire Star Wars line.  Impressed that the X-Wing series made it to nine books (and likely more after that), I decided to give this piece by Aaron Allston a crack.

To say I was impressed would be quite an understatement.  Not only was the story well-written, exciting, and chock full of humor (mostly embodied in the character of Wes Janson, to whom most Firefly fans will quickly compare that show’s pilot character, Wash), but it really went a long way towards renewing my enthusiasm for looking at further X-Wing novels in the future.  Aaron Allston has a knack for characterization, and also proves deft in writing a good action piece with bits of political intrigue, plotting, and even a little romance.

Wedge Antilles, former leader of Rogue Squadron, is now a general in the New Republic military.  After a mutual and amiable breakup with his long-time on-and-off girlfriend Qwi Xux, decides he needs to take a break from his duties and figure out what to do with his life.  He is instead sent on a diplomatic mission to a far-off, backwater planet called Adumar, whose people worship fighter pilots and whose torpedo production capabilities would make them a potentially invaluable ally… or a dangerous foe, were they to side with the remnants of the Empire.  Untrained in diplomacy and cursing his superior’s indifference to his needs, he nonetheless agrees to the assignment, and takes his three best pilots, Tycho Celchu, Wes Janson, and Derek "Hobbie" Klivvian to Adumar with him.

Upon arrival, Wedge figures out that things are not always what they appear to be.  While he and his men are afforded heroes’ welcomes by the native Adumari, he finds that they are also courting representatives from the Imperial Remnant at the same time.  Also, the internal  social, political, and economic landscape of Adumar makes its potential for joining the New Republic as one world a tricky maneuver at best, one about which Wedge is not very optimistic.  Add to this an encounter with a former friend and lover; assassination attempts; Janson’s love for the natives’ clothes and weaponry; a formidable young Adumari aide whose attraction to Wedge is obvious; and a rogue New Republic Intelligence operative whose real motives clash with Wedge’s, and the stage is set for an entertaining, intriguing, and fulfilling tale.

And all that praise comes before you factor in the starfighter sequences.  Allston writes as fluidly as these kinds of fast-paced scenes require, and by virtue of that (and hopefully my ability to  now comprehend a little more), these scenes are hard to put down.  Wedge has really matured as a pilot and as a commander, and he really gets a chance to shine near the end of the book, leading a fighter assault against an enemy with not only greater numbers, but better equipment.  His skills as a leader are key to the offensive, and really show why he is a fan favorite.

Many other characters get their chances to shine in this book, Wes Janson in particular.  With his sophomoric sense of humor and impulsive wit, he really does a good job of lending levity to what would otherwise be a pretty grim group of pilots.  In one memorable scene, he interrupts a court game, insults an Adumari noble, and challenges him to a duel, mocking him all the while.  It’s schoolboy humor at its best, and you can’t help but love this character.  Also of note are Tomer Darpen, the diplomatic aide and former fighter pilot whose motives are soon seen to be less than noble and often at cross purposes with Wedge and his men; Hallis Saper, the mission documentarian whose often peculiar appearance belies a cunning information gatherer; and Iella Wessiri, an Intelligence operative with connections to Wedge’s past, and possibly his future.

Overall, this book is a wonderful read, and I highly recommend it to Star Wars fans as well as those who enjoy action, humor and fun in their science fiction.  If nothing else, you have swords that shoot your opponents upon making contact, adoring fans who like to demonstrate their enthusiasm by killing their idols, and X-Wing pilots wearing women’s clothing at one point to avoid detection by the masses.

With all that said, what can there possibly be not to like? :)

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New Obsessions December 2, 2005

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Now that the dust has settled from Turkey Day (well, not completely; I still have to post my pics of the turkey dinner I cooked), I can dive headlong into the chaos of Christmas season.  Which, this year, will consist of spoiling my cats and hanging out with friends.  Simple enough. :)

I’ve made a few discoveries the last few weeks, and would like to share.  Check ‘em out and let me know what you think!

  • Firefly – This show has done several things for me.  First of all, it convinced me that the sci-fi spaceship setup can still be fun, exciting and fresh.  It also showed me that once you move away from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon is actually one helluva writer (before any of you Buffy buffs start sending me nasty emails, I’m not saying the show was poorly written, just that Whedon’s writing didn’t grab me til I saw this show)!  Finally, it lowered inestimably my regard for Fox programming’s collective judgment and competence.  Anyone who watches this show will not be able to understand why it was cancelled after less than one season.  It spawned a movie, Serenity, which I highly recommend and intend to own once it’s released.
  • Wookieepedia – Oh, man, am I lovin’ this!  When I want to research the Star Wars galaxy–and who doesn’t?–I just plop onto this little website, enter in the name of an obscure character, phenomenon, event, or place, and get taken into the depths of the Star Wars galaxy, limited only by the collective knowledge of the fans who collaborate on it!  I can also obtain all kinds of information from about the movies, books, graphic novels, video games, etc. that portrayed these events, phenomena people, or places.
  • Mozilla Firefox – Technically, this isn’t a new obsession; I’ve been a rabid, dedicated, and unapologetic Firefox convert for over a year, not long after this browser launched.  But the release of Firefox version 1.5 sports a whole new host of modifications and upgrades that improves on the many versions I’ve downloaded and used, as well as fixes some bugs and hacks that were starting to get around the (still-awesome) pop-up blocker.  I’m telling you, after using Firefox I will NEVER willingly go back to IE, and I think if you take a moment to try it out and see how smooth it is, neither will you.

So, there.  A few of the new toys I’ve been playing with recently.  I’ve of course amassed more Star Wars Miniatures, but I’m going to hold off on a picture of them for another few days.  I want you to see the sheer size AND depth of my collection.  >:-D

Until next time, remember: "I am a leaf on the wind.  Watch how I soar…"

Man, I love being a geek. :)

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Review: Star Wars: The Joiner King, by Troy Denning October 15, 2005

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I’ve been a fan of the Star Wars novels since the early-mid 90s, when Timothy Zahn put ink to paper and turned out the classic Heir to the Empire trilogy.  While I recall a general dearth of reading activity at this time–I was in high school, and the required reading I had to do gave me an aversion to reading in general–this seems to be the exception, along with some other escapist fiction like Star Trek and Dune.  And The Hobbit.  Anyways…

I continued to read as many of these books as I could when they came out, and quickly learned that in  the Star Wars paradigm, as with all others, there were books I really liked (like the Jedi Academy trilogy, Rogue Squadron series, and The Courtship of Princess Leia) and there were books I was not so fond of (Children of the Jedi, Vector Prime, the Corellian trilogy).  By the time I finished undergrad, I was a bit burnt out on them, and hadn’t really picked one up and read it until now. 

It feels good to be back. :)

Set after the end of the New Jedi Order novels (most of which I haven’t yet read), the story involves several of the Young Jedi Knights answering a call only they can hear and abandoning their duties during the reconstruction of the galaxy in the aftermath a war.  They depart for the Unknown Regions, and soon after a government of aliens known as the Chiss demands to know from the Galactic Alliance why these Jedi are interfering in their affairs. 

Unable to explain why their Jedi have suddenly gone rogue, Luke, Mara, Han and Leia decide to go after them.  They find a colony of insectoid aliens along the borders of Chiss space; the Young Jedi Knights, who have strangely started to exhibit a shared consciousness with the insects and refuse to abandon them; and the Unu, a former Jedi, now the colony leader, whose radically altered persona and enhanced powers seem an advanced state of what is beginning to happen to Jaina and the other Young Jedi Knights. 

It seems the Chiss have been starving the border colonies, and the rogue Jedi have been thwarting their latest attempts.  Unable to understand why the Chiss would do this, Luke and company are torn between solving the mystery and pulling the Young Jedi Knights back into Alliance territory, where they can hopefully be saved from the shared mind.  Add to these the complications of yet another nest of insects attacking them–one to which the Unu and his colony are mysteriously blind–and the increasing willfulness of the Young Jedi Knights, and it becomes clear that this is a story that is both complex and exciting.

This is definitely one of the better Star Wars books I can remember reading: the pacing is good, the characters are engaging, and the plot, though sometimes a little convoluted, is nonetheless interesting and understandable.  Denning obviously knows the characters from both eras, and is not afraid to develop and change them in challenging ways while still keeping true to their basic nature.  There are also flashes of humor, from Han’s distaste of bugs to Mara’s caustic wit, that deliver the occasional laugh without distracting from the overall story.

There are some interesting elements that are obviously developed from the NJO era, such as the New Philosophy the Jedi have with regard to the Force.  I won’t go into details, but it really takes the idea of the Light and Dark sides of the Force and turn it on its ear somewhat.  I find myself wondering how wise this will be in the long term, but for the present it makes for some interesting speculation, and eventually I’m sure, plot and character devices.  Jacen is also becoming an intriguing character,  with his exploration of other cultures and ways of using the Force, though I can still get annoyed with both him and his twin sister Jaina (who at times I wanted to slap in this novel). 

Since this book is the first of the Dark Nest trilogy, I can’t give a full assessment of the overall story.  There is a cliffhanger (of sorts), but, like with many "first" episodes in a trilogy, this one resolves enough to where it can stand on its own.  With that said, I’m also eager to see what happens in the upcoming novels, which is no small compliment to Denning’s storytelling ability.  If his other efforts are this good, I may have to go back and start hunting for the novels I’ve missed.

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Star Wars Miniatures September 18, 2005

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So I’ve recently discovered my personal equivalent to crack addiction in the form of a toy-hobby.  They’re Star Wars Miniatures, and, like my little sisters with the Pokemon toys of a few years ago, I just can’t stop collecting them.

I mostly collect them for RPG purposes (they’re ideal for NPCs and player character avatars), though I’m also looking at the rules and learning to play the game for which they’re designed.  Like all games of this kind these days, there are some pieces that are more common than others, and the rare pieces are going for ridiculous prices on eBay.  Like one of my buddies told me: "We live in a country for the rich, run by the rich." 

No arguments there.

Fortunately, I’m immune to searching for those pieces, at least for the present.  I’m more focused on amassing numbers for the RPG (and keeping track of them on MS Access; see previous entry for more geekery), so I’m content to buy boosters and gobble up batches of common pieces for bargain prices (subjectively speaking, of course).  It may only be a matter of time, though, before I have enough pieces to play with and start hunting for Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master…

These things have been on the market for about a year now, and I just discovered them about a month ago.  With four different sets to collect (60 different pieces per set), I’ve got a long way to go, especially if I want any of the Rare or Very Rare pieces.  Throw in the fact that I collect doubles, triples, etc. of pieces like Stormtroopers, Battle Droids, and really any others… well, I’m sure you can figure it out.

Hey, there are much worse vices I could have…

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The Star Wars Kid, and Firefox… Next, Starfox…?! August 8, 2005

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Don’t worry about the headline, I won’t really talk about Starfox anytime soon (though those video games are cool).

I’ve been researching the Star Wars kid today, since I actually had some free time this evening and felt like being inane.  It actually started out innocently enough, since I began by looking for information on Andy Milonakis (did you know that guy’s older than me?! and I thought I looked young!), but he’s compared to the Star Wars kid in Wikipedia, so it took off from there.  Star Wars never leaves my brain.

I’ve also lately been thinking about the adjustments I’ve made to my browsing experience when using Mozilla Firefox (an awesome and highly recommended browser, btw).  This probably amounts to heresy among the Firefox faithful, but I do have some problems with the browser. 

First off, I love the tabbed browsing feature.  Frickin’ love it.  But, I also like hitting Alt+Tab to tab between applications, and even browser windows.  From what I’ve seen, there’s no way to do this with Firefox, though I will admit I’ve never tried using the extensions, of which I imagine it’s possible one could do something like this.  I look forward to any knowledgeable Firefox person to enlighten me.

As much as I hate admitting this, you can actually see more bells and whistles on various sites with Internet Explorer.  Now I realize this is Microsoft probably giving out sexy, more powerful enhancements to keep its stranglehold on the browser market, and Firefox does give me everything I need to function (well, some commercial sites won’t play nice with it, but see my last sentence).  Still, I wish it was fully functional with everything and could show some of the neat things I’ve seen during the brief times I’ve had to use IE.

Yes… had to use IE.  Some sites simply won’t run on anything but IE (or, at least, NOT FIREFOX).  It occurs to me that using Internet Explorer for browsing is sort of like a Jedi tapping into the dark side of the Force to "do a greater good."  In the long run, more harm is done than good.  I guess this is what people mean when they refer to the "necessary evils" in life.

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Sisters, Princes, and Star Wars July 17, 2005

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So my youngest sisters arrived in Minnesota about 36 hours ago, and it’s been nonstop activity since then.  I’ve taken a couple weeks off to spend time with them and show them a good time, and have of course had varying degrees of success.

The elder of the two is about up to my nose, which is a little depressing when you consider that she’s 13.  I’m now convinced I’ll be the shortest of my siblings, which is doubly depressing when you consider that I’m not only the eldest child, but also the only male.  Hopefully the 10-year old will not spurt.

Anyway, we went to Borders Minneapolis on Friday night to get our copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.  The girls of course were exhausted by the "evening’s" end, as it was nearly 1:30 by the time we got back to my place.  I of course, was a complete geek and read til about 5:30.  At the moment, I’m about 350 pages into it, and of course I’m lovin’ it.

Saturday has been a "settling in" day: I had plenty of cleaning, laundry, etc. to do, and the girls were bushed from our trip as well as their flight, so I pretty much let them go at the computer, the GameCube, or movies while I did laundry.  I also made meals for us, did dishes as necessary, and read HBP whenever I could.  We watched three movies from my collection tonight: Mystery Men (the younger’s pick), The Family Man (the elder’s pick), and Star Wars (my pick).

I was disappointed that they got bored and didn’t finish Star Wars with me, but we had sat through 2 movies previous.  The version I have is the most updated DVD version (widescreen, of course), and I kept pointing out new scenes in this version.  Even the digital Jabba from the 1997 re-release is different from this one.  As most Star Wars geek purists do, I have major problems with the alteration of the "Han shooting Greedo" scene.  Still, a lot of the additions, particularly the explosions and the starfighter battle sequences, were pretty good.  I have yet to watch Hayden Christenson’s visage inserted into the end of Return of the Jedi, but I’m sure I’ll rant about that when I see it, too.

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